May 2011
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
^-^
It's almosttt Xander time(:
FUCK YESSSS!! <3
“I’ve got too many problems, and not enough solutions. A brain that makes you people think I’m lost and gone delusional.”
—Grieves- Unedible
“You wanna talk about stress? And the heart left hangin’ from a string like a necklace?”
—Grieves- I Ate Your Soul
Your smile is captivating.
Fml?
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All she wanted was a little bit of solid Feels like love, it doesn’t matter what you call it Heal those cuts or hide em underneath the polish Break another promise and take me as a hostage (take me) Hold your job down and let the zombies crowd around Thankin’ mommy’s god that it’s a cop’s town Keep it safe for me while I chase a fantasy Swervin through the galaxy, searchin for a family Happily surrounded by planets and stars She was stuck uptown while you was landin on mars It’s all fucked up now, caught your hand in the jar Another small step back for tha man at the bar (hey bartender) Spill a little bit of blood on the street For the love that goes to those who they drink too much And hold your own glass up to the heavens Take a little time and try to count the seconds
It goes, pour me another, so I could forget you now Pour me another, so I could come let you down Pour me another, so I can remember how True that I am to this addiction of you
Drink it all away, numb it down to none Stay awake tonight and wait for the sun You say you hate your life, you aint the only one Let your frustration out the gate and watch the pony run One double, for the hungar and the struggle Two for the fool tryin to pull apart the puzzle Three now I smile while I wait for your rebuttle By the fourth shot, I’m just another child in a bubble Tryin to play with the passion and the placement Just to see what these people let him get away with Still tryin to climb a mountain for you Hammer in my hand, still poundin on a screw She don’t listen so he don’t speak no more Nobody’s whining ‘cause neither is keeping score Don’t wanna think no more, just let me drink some more Pour me another, cause I can still see the floor
Live life tipsy, Still if it don’t fit right with me Kiss me whiskey, lift my lips, press to my angel Swallow it and leave her empty bottle on the table Let the past fall, making faces at that clock on the back wall Countdown to the last call, ask all these people that make sounds “How long does it take for the pace to break down” Another lonely little trophy If only I could walk a straight line, I’d make it home free And everybody in this bar thinks they know me And my story like “poor me” (yea, pour me another homie) I can count the days til you come back Or I can follow them sunrays down to the traintracks I can stumble drunk over hope and love Or I could keep drinkin until I sober up (hey waitress)
Bottles and pints, and shots and cans Couches and floors, and drunk best friends Models and whores, and tattooed hands Cities and secrets and cats and vans Good times, laughter, bad decisions Strippers and actors, and average musicians Mornings after and walks of shame They bartender knows me by my real name Sing it
” —Pour Me Another- AtmosphereBroken promises.
I need some drugs, please.
I essentially just got broken up with?
Why did I drink my vodka last night?? Fuuuuck. Well.. at least I have some Ed Hardy beer!! Didn’t I mention yesterday everything falls apart at the same time? Ahah I can’t wait to dance on Friday. Wasatch Techno Festival! 2 Here I come!!
I'm exhausted.
Mentally and physically. I wish I had an adderall. I feel like I might fall asleep during this boring ass study hall.
