I need more shots and another bowl. I really don’t want to deal with this yet. UV, where did you goooo?!??
Fuck, I still can't get you off my mind.
I don’t have a smoke you can bum. But thanks for asking me in front of my dad, I really appreciate it. Fuckerrr.
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
oh my god
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
It's almosttt Xander time(:
FUCK YESSSS!! <3
“I’ve got too many problems, and not enough solutions. A brain that makes you people think I’m lost and gone delusional.” —Grieves- Unedible