I Am Not Your Paradise Girl

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June 2011

Fuck, I still can't get you off my mind.

I need more shots and another bowl. I really don’t want to deal with this yet. UV, where did you goooo?!??

Jun 4, 2011
#Monster #import #personal
Jun 4, 2011112 notes
#mickeys #malt liquor #alcohol #crunk
Jun 3, 2011140 notes
#derp #olympic #sprinter #fuuuuuuuuu #rage #comic
Jun 3, 2011142 notes
#pokemon #soulsilver #gameboy
Jun 2, 20113 notes
#Rasta #beanie #girl #hat #stoner #me #self #mine #personal
Jun 2, 201140 notes
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Jun 1, 20112,021 notes
#marijuana #weed #pipe #lighters
Jun 1, 20111,031 notes
#sesame street #elmo #cookie monster #nude #showgirls
Jun 1, 20115 notes
#what #a #hot #jeep
Jun 1, 20111 note
#Jeep #white #wrangler #personal #mine
May 31, 2011
#Parking #explorer #ford #jeep #wrangler #personal #mine
No,

I don’t have a smoke you can bum. But thanks for asking me in front of my dad, I really appreciate it. Fuckerrr.

May 31, 2011
#No #you #can't #bum #a #smoke
May 31, 2011
#Xander #baby #tattoo
May 31, 20119 notes
#Xandar #Lavar #baby #adorable

May 2011

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May 31, 2011
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May 31, 2011
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May 31, 2011236 notes
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

^-^

May 31, 2011137,498 notes
May 30, 201113 notes
#monster #m3 #want
May 30, 201157 notes
#monster import #monster energy #monster #mmmm
May 30, 2011
#Bye #notebook #burn
May 29, 2011
#Chillum #marijuana #mary jane #rasta #personal
May 29, 20116 notes
#katy perry
May 29, 201152,375 notes
May 29, 20117,436 notes
#puppies #!!!
May 29, 20111,251 notes
May 29, 2011232,489 notes
#bullet #shot #play doh
Can someone loan me $2,800 pleaaase? d: → ksl.com
May 28, 2011
#weed #marijuana #bongs #pipes #hookah
It's almosttt Xander time(:

FUCK YESSSS!! <3

May 28, 2011
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#Rave #benassi #festival #great #saltair #techno #utah #wasatch #wtf #personal #mine
May 26, 20117,277 notes
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May 26, 2011
“I’ve got too many problems, and not enough solutions. A brain that makes you people think I’m lost and gone delusional.” —Grieves- Unedible
May 26, 20112 notes
#grieves #unedible
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